Pilot: Negative, Sir. It's only the same pilot.
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
"Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back? "
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf! "
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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem.
"Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench," he says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.
The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?"
"What?" She yells back.
"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.
"What?"
"MONKEY WRENCH!!?... MONKEY WRENCH!!?"
"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"
"Hmmm...muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench," he says.
He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard.
The Farmer yells to her "Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?"
"What?" She yells back.
"A Monkey Wrench!!?" He screams.
"What?"
"MONKEY WRENCH!!?... MONKEY WRENCH!!?"
"Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!"
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager "How much is that new Barbie in the window?" The Manager replied, "Which one? We have -'Barbie goes to the gym'for $19.95...'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95...'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95...'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95...'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95...and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised. Simple... "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?" Dad asked surprised. Simple... "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog, Ken's cat and Ken's furniture."
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