20 August 2010

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100chickens. "The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died. " The neighbor said, "Oh,I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more. "Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100chickens died too. " Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What did you do to them? "Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm planting them too deep or not far apart enough. "

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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:"I'd like to become the next President of the United States."

The receptionist: "What are you, an idiot?" 

Redneck: "Why, is it required?"