The Eternal Question - Why?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why don't we ever see this headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "Broker"?
Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavour?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
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** More Funny Thoughts To Conjure with **
* If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
* If people from Poland are called 'Poles', why aren't people from Holland called 'Holes?'
* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack, anyway?
* Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
* If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
* Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing nightgowns?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* When someone asks you, 'A penny for your thoughts, 'and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
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