Will and Guy's Joke of the Day #85

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Men Are Just Happier People - Sickening eh!

* Your last name stays put.
* The garage is all yours.
* Wedding plans take care of themselves.
* You can never be pregnant.
* Chocolate is just another snack.
* You can open all your own jars.
* You can play with toys all your life.
* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
* Car mechanics tell you the truth.
* Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
* You never have strap problems in public.
* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
* You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
* Everything on your face stays its original colour.
* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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1) Frogs and Crocodile
Unlike reptiles, amphibians, such as frogs, always return to water to breed. (Think of frogspawn).

Did you know that a group of adult frogs is referred as an Army of frogs?

2) Poison Arrow Frogs
Fear of frogs is known as: Ranidaphobia. If you have ever thought about arrows poisoned with frog venom then it is understandable that you develop a mistrust of frogs.

While some frogs are deadly poisonous, scientists are investigating diluting their secretions and using them for medicinal purposes. One problem facing the scientists is that the frogs loose their poisons in captivity.

3) Noisy Frogs
A state of emergency has been declared on Big Island, Hawaii because of an infestation of noisy frogs. Originally from Puerto Rico the coqui frog arrived on the island hidden in tropical plants. The coqui frog is extremely noisy at night and literally makes a shrieking noise.

On their home island there are approximately 8,000 frogs per acre: however, on Big Island, this rises to some 80,000 per acre. Local residents say the frogs have no natural predators so they have raised $15,000 to fight the frogs with hydrated-lime spray.