Thursday, August 4, 2011

30 July 2011

Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag.
At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to the top of Mt.
Abu as there will be no space at the top to turn around up there.
So, as per the guidelines given by the man, The Sardarji, goes to the top of Mt. Abu in reverse.
After sometime the Sardarji comes down of the hill in reverse..
When the man sees him, he asks the Sardarji why he came down the hill in a reverse gear.
The Sardarji replies that he got some space at the top of the hill so he reversed his car.

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Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air?
Pupil : It's stolen!

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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center and registered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyed water sports, liked company, favoured formal attire, and was very small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him a penguin.

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