9 October 2010

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's to skinny. 
After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman. "sure son" the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat you mother!"



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There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:
General Practitioners know nothing and do little. 
Surgeons know little and do everything. 
Internists know everything and do nothing. 
Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

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A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST DEALS.'
He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST PRICES.'
The shopkeeper panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read 'MAIN ENTRANCE'.