A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk.
'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
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Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face.
Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
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