Will and Guy's Joke of the Day #335

'Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.' Andy Rooney

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* Computer Tech Support Calls *

Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.

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Tech Support: 'Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'

Customer: 'Wow. How can you see my screen from there?'

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* Assorted Computer Jokes

What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
A 1000 lb know-it-all.

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