Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard.... Violators will be toad!
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