This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vendor, "Give me one with everything." So the vendor makes him a hotdog with everything, hands it to the Buddhist Monk. The Buddhist gives him a twenty dollar bill, the vendor takes it, puts it in his cash register and shuts the door. The Buddhist says, "Wait, where's my change?" The vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
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A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money.
By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got up and left the church. The businessman then closed his eyes and prayed, "And now, Lord, that I have your undivided attention...."
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