How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? " The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room. "A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."
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Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't worry, it's my first extraction too.
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