* Drinking Lesson
Will was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whisky. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whisky curled up and died.
'All right, son, 'asked Will, 'what does that show you?'
'Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.'
* Madness?
'There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.' Salvador Dali
* The Two Parachute Dilemma
There were three passengers in a light aircraft but only two parachutes.
The first, Seamus, was the Irish Master Mind Champion.
The second, Larry, was an American Hall of Footballer.
The third, Bruce, was an Australian dual Olympic Games Champion.
The conversation went thus, Seamus said, 'There have been many American Hall of fame footballers and several people have won Olympic Gold medals, but there has only ever been one Irish Master Mind Champion. So I'll take the first parachute and you two can fight it out for the last one' . With that Seamus took a parachute and leapt out of the plane, which incidentally, by now was in considerable distress.
'How shall we decide who has the last parachute?', Larry asked Bruce.' No worries' , Bruce said, 'Yonder Irish Master Mind Champion has jumped out with my rucksack'.
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