** Out of the mouths of children **
* Tasty Meal?
The young couple invited their aged Vicar for Sunday lunch. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son, what they were having.
"Goat," the little boy replied.
"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"
"Yep," said the youngster. "I definitely heard Dad say to Mum, we might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day."
* Home Alone?
Our new neighbour asked the Hannah, aged 4 and who lived next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, "No, I'm the lonely child."
* Elizabeth and her Sunday School
Elizabeth asked her Sunday School class to sketch a picture of their favourite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Bert's picture, which showed four people sitting in a plane, so she asked him which bible story it was meant to represent. "The flight to Egypt," said Bert. "I see ... and that must be Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus," Elizabeth said, "But who's the fourth person?" "Oh, that's Pontius - the Pilot."
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