Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?
A. Limp biskit
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Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. 'There's lots of room now,' he said.
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
A: Because he's Haydn!
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